Bold comic style graphic packed with emojis and sharp shapes that reads No Longer Chronically Dating Online IRL Only. Signals confidence, humor, and real world intent that invites women to engage offline.
This Premium Tee says what a lot of people are thinking but rarely say out loud.
Loud colors. Playful chaos. Big statement right in the center. No Longer Chronically Dating Online IRL Only. It feels funny, modern, and slightly rebellious in the best way.
Women read this and instantly get the message. You are done hiding behind screens. You are approachable. You prefer real conversations, real laughs, and real chemistry.
The design does the work for you. It turns shared dating frustration into a joke you are both in on. That shared understanding lowers defenses and makes starting a conversation feel natural instead of awkward.
Eye catching graphic that stands out in a crowd.
Humor that feels relatable, not bitter.
Invites comments like finally or same here or so where do you meet people then.
Perfect for bars, social events, festivals, or anywhere phones are supposed to stay in pockets.
This shirt does not beg for attention.
It filters for people who are ready to actually connect.
π΅ Wear it. Look up. Let real life happen.
Keywords/Tags:
dating humor shirt, premium graphic tee, irl dating shirt, flirty conversation starter, modern dating tee, confident mens shirt, funny dating shirt, offline dating apparel, bold statement tee, casual social shirt
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, smooth feel
– Classic crew neckline and versatile classic fit
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette
– Shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and stability
– Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |




































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