Looking for something temporary or just don’t have too much time available? Not able to commit but want love? Offer a “Satisfaction Guarantee For A Limited Time Only” with this hilarious Premium Tee! 😂 Perfect for sparking conversations and attracting fun, temporary, or lasting connections. Made with the super soft Gildan 64000.
Ready to make a bold, intriguing, and perhaps a bit cheeky statement in your quest for connection? Our “Satisfaction Guarantee For A Limited Time Only” Premium Tee is more than just a shirt; it’s a witty and playful promise crafted for the single individual looking for love and new friendships.
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👑 Wear Your Statement: This tee hilariously offers a “Satisfaction Guarantee For A Limited Time Only,” making a bold and confident statement about your playful personality and perhaps the fleeting nature of certain encounters. It’s a fun way to express your adventurous side and show you’re ready for good times and genuine connections, however long they may last.
💬 Spark Conversations: Designed to be an instant ice-breaker, this tee does the talking for you! Watch as smiles turn into intriguing questions, and questions into genuine conversations. It’s the perfect way to playfully initiate dialogue and show off your confident charm.
🤝 Find Your People, Make New Friends: In today’s world, finding stable friendships and genuine connections based on shared values can be tough. This tee helps you navigate the dating scene by attracting people who appreciate your clever humor and self-assured demeanor. It’s about finding those who truly get you and opening doors to potential partners or exciting new friendships.
🌍 Bring About Change: Taking initiative in your love life is a powerful act. By confidently wearing this tee, you’re embracing the change you want to see in your social and romantic life – making finding meaningful connections easier and more fun.
✨ Premium Quality & Comfort: Crafted on the Gildan 64000 Premium Tee, this shirt offers a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels incredibly soft and comfortable year-round. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors), it boasts a classic fit and crew neckline for versatile style. The Gildan 64000 is known for its durability, smooth printing surface, and ethical sourcing practices (100% US Cotton, sustainably grown and ethically harvested, certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex). This premium feel and lasting quality justify a higher price point, ensuring your statement (and your tee!) endures.
Warning: This can only get your foot in the door, but the rest is up to you! 😉
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The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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