🪐 Solar-system graphic + cheeky arrow = instant pun-powered ice-breaker. Ready to navigate some cosmic chemistry? 🚀✨
Skip the small talk—launch straight into orbit. The Show Me the Way to Uranus tee maps out the entire solar system, then plants a giant red arrow right on the punch-line planet. It’s naughty-but-nerdy, perfect for science bars, comic-cons, or any place where “space” means more than social distance.
Why You’ll Love It
Conversation Magnet “I’m pretty good with star charts…” sparks numbers faster than light-speed.
Premium Comfort Lightweight ringspun Gildan 64000 (4.5 oz, 100 % cotton) = breathable for bar crawls or stargazing picnics.
Durable Ink Vivid DTG colors keep every planet poppin’ after countless wash cycles.
Unisex Semi-Fit Modern silhouette pairs with jeans, cargos, or astronaut jumpsuits.
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The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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