You never know… Inject some vibrant humor into your wardrobe with our “Need Two Female Volunteers” Premium T-Shirt! π¨ A colorful, bold statement for those ready to spark joy and conversations.
Ready to make a playful statement and connect with people who share your sense of humor? Our “Need Two Female Volunteers For A Threesome” Premium T-Shirt is here to help! Unlike our more monochromatic designs, this vibrant, multi-colored artwork really pops, ensuring you Wear Your Statement in the most eye-catching way.
This tee is your colorful beacon, helping you Spark Conversations and Find Your People π. It’s a fantastic icebreaker, especially for those looking to bypass the often impersonal world of online dating, where true personality can be hard to convey. For men, in particular, showcasing your fun and open personality in person can make all the difference, leading to more meaningful interactions and Make New Friends or New Loves who truly get you, minimizing the risk of conflict or disappointment.
Printed on the Gildan 64000, this premium tee offers a lightweight, soft-style feel that’s incredibly comfortable for any season. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors), it’s not just soft but also highly durable, allowing the vibrant print to shine through beautifully. The modern classic fit ensures it drapes well on any body type. We choose Gildan 64000 blanks for their superior comfort, lasting quality, and ethical production (as a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol), justifying its premium price point. By choosing Tees For Singles, you’re not just getting a cool tee; you’re bringing change to your dating life through shared values and a good laugh! ππ
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The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |


























This shirt got so many women looking, smiling and laughing! I have talked to more of them than ever because of it. Bought all three in the series but this one gets the most attention maybe because of the colors. Be prepared for hardcore banter or discussion.
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I love the reactions I get when I wear it. Some laugh and try to look away but others get chatty. So easy. Made of light cotton great for hot weather.
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This t-shirt got me one phone number and one Instagram the first time I wore it. It also got me into a heated argument with some scary feminist “woman” who was bigger than me. Pick and choose your battles!
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Whoa! Not for the shy. Be ready with some comebacks. Stylish shirt that looks good on. The material is on the thinner side but good.
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Do not wear unless you want attention. I get high fives from dudes all the time, and even a couple of girls. Women tend to look, laugh and either look away or give the signs they are open for arguing. Good quality light shirt.
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Watch out! Some unattractive person got in my face to tell me women are not objects. The others laugh or smile. That’s when I approach. This double edge sword slays.
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Some woman said that she should slap me for wearing this. I told her that I was into that too and it made her laugh. I’m in her DMs. The only reason why I gave it a 4 star is because although soft, the material is thin and will not be good for the NY winter.
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I ordered 4 of those shirts and this is my favorite one because of the responses I get.
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Yo! This is over the top. Good and bad. New York women are not afraid to cuss you out if they are having a bad day and this can make you a target. On the other hand, I got questions from others that ended in good discussions. Got one date despite the commotion. Seriously be ready to be a punching bag. Was it worth it? Yes. Trying some of the other shirt that are tamer next.
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This is not for everyone, guys. It gets attention though, and it’s up to you what to do with it. The idea is 10 stars but I like my t-shirts on the thicker side, just like my women. The next one I’m getting will be in the nice section for sure.
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This concept is such a good idea. I got 4 tees and this is the one that gets the most attention. The others are less provoking but work better at getting dates. Still single but enjoying it even more now.
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I love these t-shirts! They feel good on. They have a purpose that benefit you instead of advertising some corporate brand. Just ordered more.
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Guys, this system has merits. Very good tool to utilize for collecting Instagrams, phone numbers… and a couple of haters.
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